Blog No. 15 Elephants. This is for the young ones.
Elephants part one.
Q. How do we know that elephants like swimming?
A. Because they always have their trunks with them.
Q. Why does L-Funt like swimming in pea soup?
A. Because no one can see him.
Q. Why couldn't two elephants go swimming?
A. They only had one pair of trunks between them!
Q. How do elephants dive into the swimming pool?
A. Trunk first.
Q. What do you give an elephant with big feet.
A. Big flippers
Q. Why do big elephants float down the river on their backs?
A. So they don't get their flippers wet.
Q. Why do elephants have trunks?
A. Because they like swimming!
Q. How do you know when L-Funts been swimming?
A. His skin goes all wrinkled.
But his skins always wrinkled.
Well I told you he liked swimming.
Did you know
Elephants are capable swimmers. They have been recorded swimming for up to six hours without touching the bottom, and have travelled as far as 48 km at a stretch and at speeds of up to 2.1 km/h.
Q. Where do baby elephants hide at bedtime
A. In their trunk.
Hickory dickory dock
Elijah's decorated the clock
The clock struck one our stories begun
Hickory dickory dock.
Hickory dickory dock
The bird looked at the clock
The clock struck two away she flew
Hickory dickory dock.
Hickory dickory dock
The dog barked at the clock
The clock struck three he caught a flea
Hickory dickory dock.
Hickry dickory dock
Spiderman hid in the clock
The clock struck four he opened the door
Hickory dickory dock.
Hickory dickory dock
A cat sneaked out of the clock
The clock struck five it blinked an eye
Hickory dickory dock.
Hickory dickory dock
L-Funt sat down on the clock
The clock's now flat, what a lucky cat
Hickory dickory dock.
Comments
Post a Comment